you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

(Source: getcrunkonmyjunk)

11:59 am  •  18 May 2013  •  26,008 notes

pelluit:

hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia

4:15 pm  •  12 May 2013  •  145,957 notes
  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
  • 100 percent can relate to this. SO glad this isn't me anymore.
  • 12:14 pm  •  11 May 2013  •  84,223 notes